Nintendo 64 lyrics

My dog just ran away

And I am feeling pretty bad

I've been sneaking out at night

And my parents are real mad

I've been taking lots of drugs

Cause they teach me not to care

Yeah, I guess that's how you cheat

Because life doesn't play fair

My brother told me

That he's gonna

Kill himself tonight

With a whole bottle of Prozac

Or a shiny kitchen knife

He said that when he is dead

I'll have his Nintendo 64

And I can play all it night long

Sitting on the basement floor

My girlfriend told me that

She doesn't love me anymore

And I wish I didn't care but

I thought she was really cool

So I drank a ton of liquor

Then I threw up in her sink

She said next time use the toilet

Then she offered me a drink

We passed an old man bleeding on the side of the street

So I got out of the car and I helped him on his feet

His breath smelled like whiskey

He was crying like a man

When I helped him stand up straight I got his blood all on my hands

He said "I need a ride home because I got into a fight"

Said "I should've seen the other guy but he didn't see my point"

He said his house was all the way on the other side of town

So we left him in the road and said we wouldn't turn around