[Intro]
Yah, yah, yah
[Verse 1]
You dumped him for a tall, muscled, Prince Charmant, for a German hunk
Cultivated, rich and elegant, he had the pedigree of a great lover
The perfect man, the ideal man, he had everything the other one didn't
He offered you LV1 stuff, you made sure one day he'd put the ring on your finger, finger, finger
But as soon as he had his first night, night, night
[Chorus]
He left like a ninja (cheh2), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh)
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh)
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh)
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh)
[Couplet 2]
You dumped her for a Latina, tall, brown, curvy like Rihanna
Slinky dress, zoumba teacher, in bed she made you think you were twenty
Your perfect wife, you dreamed about it, she had everything the other one didn't
You offered Dolce stuff, you made sure one day you'd put the ring on her finger, finger, finger
But as soon as she emptied your Visa
[Chorus]
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh).
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh).
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh).
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh).
[Bridge]
In life, nothing is perfect, in love, nothing is perfect
You spend all your regrets to your ex hoping to see him again, again, again
Your message stayed "seen" one night, five nights, ten nights because
[Chorus]
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh).
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh).
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh).
He left like a ninja (cheh), 'ja (cheh), 'ja (cheh).
1. shortened to Louis Vuiton, French fashion house and luxury retail company2. onomatopoeia that means "serves you right !"