No one would believe me when I said I'd grow up
After all, I used to be a different person
That was before I wore platform shoes
Now they wear soleless shoes
No one would believe me when I said I was growing thin
After all, I used to wear a different pair of jeans
That was before I wore skinny jeans
Now I only wear enough space for a banana.
Of course, no one will believe me
I used to be a lot more serious
I used to listen to entirely different music
We used to listen to the same beautiful voice
Now I only experience my father's patience
No one would believe me because I'm yet to be an adult
So now I'm fattening myself up
With the shameless stupidity that is behind me
After all, I'm just a youngster
Times used to be so much different
Times used to be so much different
After all, I was so much thinner
After all, I was so much more serious
After all, I was so much younger
Times used to be so much different (x8)