Nie wieder Alkohol [English translation]

Sunday morning yet again,

it's just half past three.

The sun is setting soon,

the air smells strongly of beer.

Since when have do I have an ass tattoo,

that's curious.

I probably had a blackout,

two days of it.

It was just Friday,

where did the time go?

When did I land here,

where's the aspirin?

And these questions

plague me:

Where are my pants

and how could this have happened?

Never again alcohol,

never again bad sex!

Never again alcohol,

and certainly never again Beck's!

Never again alcohol,

Gin and tonic or mead!

Never again alcohol,

because this can't keep going on.

I wake up in a room,

gaffer tape is stuck on me,

I find only tall boots,

and a little poncho

Next to me I find a photo,

that was probably last night,

there's also a little internet film,

what have I just done?

And these questions

plague me:

Where are my pants

and how could this have happened?

Never again alcohol,

never again bad sex!

Never again alcohol,

and certainly never again Beck's!

Never again alcohol,

Gin and tonic or mead!

Never again alcohol,

because this can't keep going on.