And now a song from our old pal, Captain Feathersword the Friendly Pirate.
Hands on my head. What is that here?
That is my head thinker, my mama dear
Head thinker, head thinker, Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo
That's what they teach me at my pirate school
Dance along now with Captain Feathersword. That's the way.
Hands on my chin. My chin?
What is that here?
That is my chin wagger, my mama dear
Chin wagger, head thinker, Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo
That's what they teach me at my pirate school
Whoa ho ho! Ha ha ha!
Keep on dancing with Captain Feathersword.
Hands on my waist. My waist?
What is that here? I don't know.
That is my waist bender, my mama dear
Oh, I see.
Waist bender, chin wagger, head thinker,
Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo
That's what they teach me at my pirate school
Whoa ho ho! Side to side, ha ha ha!
This is a great dance, Captain.
Hands on my knees. What is that here?
That is my knee lifter, my mama dear
Knee lifter?
Knee lifter, waist bender, chin wagger, head thinker, Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo
That's what they teach me at my pirate school
Whoa ho ho! Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, I like this dance, Captain. It's fun.
Hands on my toes. What is that here?
That is my toe tapper, my mama dear
Toe tapper, knee lifter, waist bender, chin wagger, head thinker, Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo
That's what they teach me at my pirate school
Well dance, everybody. And get ready to take a bow!
*applause*