Nick The Chopper lyrics

Down in the forest, near a village

Lived a man called Nick the Chopper

Chopping woods his game, and making money

Caring nought for trees he blindly chops on

Never to be married, he never washes

He never went to school, Nick the Chopper

Chopping woods his game, and getting money

Doesn't care for life, even for a friend now

He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper

He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper

He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper

He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper

Now a very old man, he had decided

To make his fortune, Nick the Chopper

Chopping woods his game, he couldn't stop it

He wants to cut down all the forest

The trees, they hated him, they made a promise

Give him a lesson, Nick the Chopper

Chopping woods his game, he couldn't stop it

But, as the story goes, he's beaten at his game

He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper

He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper

We're gonna kill you, Nick the Chopper

Strangle you with branches, Nick the Chopper