Down in the forest, near a village
Lived a man called Nick the Chopper
Chopping woods his game, and making money
Caring nought for trees he blindly chops on
Never to be married, he never washes
He never went to school, Nick the Chopper
Chopping woods his game, and getting money
Doesn't care for life, even for a friend now
He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper
He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper
He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper
He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper
Now a very old man, he had decided
To make his fortune, Nick the Chopper
Chopping woods his game, he couldn't stop it
He wants to cut down all the forest
The trees, they hated him, they made a promise
Give him a lesson, Nick the Chopper
Chopping woods his game, he couldn't stop it
But, as the story goes, he's beaten at his game
He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper
He's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper
We're gonna kill you, Nick the Chopper
Strangle you with branches, Nick the Chopper