If Nathan won`t do it
If Tom won`t do it
And Jay won`t do it
Then go for Siva`s model pout instead
If Max didn`t hide it
If Nathan didn`t hide it
Then why can`t I find it
All the guys have tried it on now
And looked wrong somehow
So I`m getting my pout ready
Getting my pout ready now
It`s a band photo
We gotta get into a nice straight row
Hope you can`t see the creases and they`ve ordered the pizzas
Being a heart-throb ain`t easy you know
Guess what time we get up, get up now
Cause Max won`t wash it
and Jay won`t wipe it
Don`t mean to drop it
But cleaning just drives us out
of our heads
When I`m handed pictures to sign and I`m trying to be patient
But girls all go berserk for their screaming adoration
Because they say it helps it`s to maximize flirtation but I must get back to this shoot
This bit`s slow mo, then we get back into a nice straight row
As our fame increases, schedules on press releases
And so our fans already know (pause) exactly where to go now
I wonder if I`ll be the solo star, but I`m worried if I do depart
Then my place in the band will go
and it`ll break up our nice straight row
row row row row row
We`re all standing
slow mo slow mo slow mo
It`s a band photo, we gotta get into a nice straight row
How you can`t see the creases and they`ve ordered the pizzas
Being a heart-throb ain`t easy you know
Guess what time we get up, get up now