Nice girls don't stay for breakfast
That's what they all say
From New York to Rome
Emily Post would surely say to her host:
I've dug the evening the most
But please take me home
Nice girls don't stay for breakfast
And I'm a nice girl
You know that I am
If you're impressed
With these words I professed
I have just one small request:
Pass the jam
Please, pass the jam
Pass the jam