Our affair, to begin with, isn't a soap opera
Nor is it about Romeos dying for Juliettes
We won't make a sequel to Love Story
Nor are we marionettes in this circus
Our affair has a little bit of revenge
And doesn't share any weekends
Our affair is cooked in hiding
And is served for two on the bed
Let me be your perfect man just for today
While your one true love appears
Get an architect to get married
Get a fiend to make love
Our affair doesn't wonder about the future
I've never arrived or left with baggage
Our affair is firmly based in uncertainty
And doesn't rely on jealousy or blackmail
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Not you nor me
Not me nor you
Want this love to be polluted
That happens without permission and will last until it ends
Not you nor me match with those good manners
That are required by the protocol
Of the social section of the news
"Can you hear me, bum?
This love shall last as long as you want"
Our affair is savage so it's true
And doesn't need moral codes
Our affair is clandestine and so sincere
That it doesn't need to open any more branches
I never threatened an eye for an eye
Nor do I blackmail you with your own words
You reinvent several Kama-Sutras on a whim
And I never asked you where you learned them
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Not you nor me, not me nor you
You're not suited for a garden with a see-saw
Nor am I suited for BBQs and Sunday grills
Afterwards each goes to their house
And doesn't waste time in dumb things.