Is Newton's gravitaction1 a natural law?
Of course not, rather a crime,
'cause I didn't order it.
Especially against his apple trap I have defended myself,
against my will it nevertheless was installed.
Since then flying became a lot more difficult to me.
If the company comes and picks it up again, I'll remain accommodating,
if it won't, I'm telling you here and now
that I then cannot guarantee for anything.
Even in a gravity control circuit the rule can easily break apart
and that only is a crime to the leaden ones and the lame-winged.
1. "Gravitätlichkeit" isn't an actual word. it might be a mix of "Graviation" ('gravity') and "Tätlichkeit" ('assault')