Newtons Gravitätlichkeit [English translation]

Is Newton's gravitaction1 a natural law?

Of course not, rather a crime,

'cause I didn't order it.

Especially against his apple trap I have defended myself,

against my will it nevertheless was installed.

Since then flying became a lot more difficult to me.

If the company comes and picks it up again, I'll remain accommodating,

if it won't, I'm telling you here and now

that I then cannot guarantee for anything.

Even in a gravity control circuit the rule can easily break apart

and that only is a crime to the leaden ones and the lame-winged.

1. "Gravitätlichkeit" isn't an actual word. it might be a mix of "Graviation" ('gravity') and "Tätlichkeit" ('assault')