Never Smile at a Crocodile lyrics

Never smile at a crocodile

No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

Never smile at a crocodile

Never tip your hat and stop to talk a while

Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day

Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile

You may very well be well bred

Lots of etiquette in your head

But there's always some special case, I will place

To forget etiquette

Never smile at a crocodile

No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

Never smile at a crocodile

Never tip your hat and stop to talk a while

Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day

Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile

You may very well be well bred

Lots of etiquette in your head

But there's always some special case, I will place

To forget etiquette

For instance:

Never smile at a crocodile

No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin

Never smile at a crocodile

Never tip your hat and stop to talk a while

Don't be rude, never mock, throw a kiss, not a rock

Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile