Neighbours lyrics

I forgot my stupid wallet in my car

And we have walked like seven miles away

From where we parked the car 'coz we wanted food

But we were too high to drive

It was a lot farther than I realized

I am just a crooked joke with a stale punchline

That some old friends quote

The neighbour that you try to ignore

But you wave to so you won't look like an asshole

So, I wrote you a new song and it goes like this:

"I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked

I will not walk all the way back to where we parked"

So, I'll be on the centrefold as the poster child

Of all the biggest tools with a caption about being broke

And disappointing everyone I know

'Coz I'm too resigned

All my friends think I'm a douche now

And they're probably right

But, "This is the life," Tito says inside your pool

With his arms stretched out across the side

I am just a crooked joke with a stale punchline

That some old friends quote

The neighbour that you try to ignore

But you have to wave because I'm waving from my porch