Necesito una mujer [English translation]

Cacho, I have a problem man, I don't know what to do

the woman I want

left me for the milkman.

And because of him, it's been almost 3 months

since I touched a woman

I'm desperate

this will be a harsh winter.

I need a woman

to give her a kiss

I need a woman

to lend me a peso.

I need a woman

to love me without hurry

I need a woman

that have an account in switzerland.

A whore, dirty, fat or ugly

I do not care

I drink three whiskys

and she will look just like Lewinsky

And for her, I will empty the bottle

come on!

I don't realy care

if she is the mother Teresa.

I need a woman

that would end this urgency

I need a woman

to would left me her heritage.

I need a woman

to wash my Hering

I need a woman

to take me out of the Clearing.

I need a woman

to love me truly and that have a lot of money,

to tell me I am an amazing man

and that has the money to buy another wine.

She has to have mercy on my situation

and has to be my kidney donor.

Love is an umbrella for two

and if you buy the umbrella, even better!.

To take me out to dance

she has to dance Tango and Cha-cha-cha,

She has to let me use her car

and has to pay the motel with her master card.

She has to be nice with my family

and has to buy the teeth for my aunt Emilia

and has to give me the key to her heart

and the one for her apartment as well.

I need... I need...

I need... I need...

I need... I need...

I need... I need...

I need... I need...

I need... I need...

I need... I need...

I need a woman

to give her a kiss

I need a woman

to lend me a peso.

I need a woman

that would end this urgency

I need a woman

to would left me her heritage. Cacho!