When I get up the streets are empty
No time for feeling lonely in my caffeine-drenched heart
Cold light in the stairway promoting eye-cancer
Outside it's as dark as it was yesterday on my way home
I just still had a vague memory of what I dreamed
Something about a plague and a haycart
But I can't hold the image in my mind for long
Because my hands are doing their thing on autopilot
I move a wall of packages over the land
Whether in snow or sandstorm, with a headwind
Which is why I'm sometimes a bit beside myself
I've got a job on top of my side gig (oh yeah)
I've got no life but I'm still alive (oh yeah)
I bring packages to your dream palace (oh yeah)
But don't expect some prince on a white steed
I've got a job on top of my side gig (oh yeah)
I've got no life but I'm still alive (oh yeah)
I bring packages to your dream palace (oh yeah)
But don't expect some prince on a white steed
At this time of day you feel a little like left for dead
The woke-social-justice-warrior Twitter bubble is still asleep
There's an anarchy sticker stuck to the door of the first customer
His politeness act would get four out of ten
Probably the odor of my sweat bothers him
Certainly he sees all the hate in my service-branch smile
He gives me the tip with extra-loud sound effects
Because it helps his anxiety over finding himself in my shoes
Hours pass, I hustle out of my mind
To the next customer and bring him his stupid shirt
Why am I always so egregious?
I've got a job on top of my side gig (oh yeah)
I've got no life but I'm still alive (oh yeah)
I bring packages to your dream palace (oh yeah)
But don't expect some prince on a white steed
I've got a job on top of my side gig (oh yeah)
I've got no life but I'm still alive (oh yeah)
I bring packages to your dream palace (oh yeah)
But don't expect some prince on a white steed