I got up in the morning with a throbbing headache
I hit my pinky toe against the table
Tripped over your slippers
And on the way down I tore off the curtain and smashed my head on the radiator
I wanted to smash a vase on your head
When you woke up and cursed me to hell
While I was in agony, groaning under the table
Twisting in pain, it struck me
[Chorus]
I do not love you, I never had
To your favourite question, there's your answer
I was young, head over heels
So I guess that's how we started
Out of loneliness and good sex our relationship was made
Our early passion was envious
But as I kept finding more of your flaws each day
In my eyes you're nothing more than a mistake with legs
Your hyena laugh does't bothering me as much
As some of your other habits
Or that you'd always throw out tampons of our balcony
However, I don't understand just one thing
I don't get it
We don't get it (x3)
Why you never close up toothpaste
In fact
[Chorus]
I do not love you, I never had
To your favourite question, there's your answer
I was young, head over heels
So I guess that's how we started