Beards, camouflage, machine guns --
Unwelcome dudes have arrived to my apartment
I'm kinda scared and kinda hazish.
My sphincter wouldn't let a hydrogene atom through.
Heart is sunk into the boots, a chunk at top of my neck,
Nose is squashed into the hardwood I am kissing
Gallons of McFlurry-cold-sweat run through my forehead.
Their chieftan frowns, I bet it's the end
And the houries aren't waiting for me afterwards
What a pity!
Kids are wailing, wife is turning gray
Allah have mercy on them, they are not to blame.
Accented speaking, not debts-and-procents type
Was it the Orthodox Church
I may have suggested it go straight to hell
But shittalking Islam I strongly regret.
I sholdn't have, no, I shouldn't have, I regret it
I may have messed around the oil companies' CEOs
I may have condemned mr. Putin, daring things un-ever-dared
But i should never ever ever have shittalked Islam, I regret it!
Really -- that was a desicion unvise
I don't see a thing, air is dead, trunk is uncomfortable
They're driving my to a place, from which no transport takes you back
They don't appreciate my humour!
The terminal, somewhere far over the MKAD
Lock's click, club' kick, so I am to get out?
Tripping en route, prob'ly cause I'm nerved
Stand up, Kafir Jackal, welcome to inferno.
One holds the lantern, another the camera,
A viral video's being shot, like and share!
A half-minute in-previous-episodes passes my sight
From the minute i'm born till this very night
No way out, the protagonist is surely gonna be shot
The storyline rushes to the finale
AK-s burst, favourite hoodie's spoilt!
Belll is ringing, dream was kinda shity
I wake up, unlock the phone, open the Notes
And wipe the fuck out all the three verses
I phone the producer and call off the studio,
"Life is good, fuck the track on Islam
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Concluding remarks recounting the cases (all of them) when you'd better not shittalk Islam