Namen Machen [English translation]

[Verse 1]

The rivals never sleep, the users are grinning

I see people who drink flaming Sambuca

That’s showbis’, you don’t get anything given here

But thick1, you fight for every click

My videos are called “Dumbass wants to climb a balloon”

Or “Boy can’t ride a horse” or “Football into the balls”

Come and marvel at the people on hardcore trips

I wish I was that thick, fat, Starwars-kid

Mama will be proud, I’m a good boy

Give me a skateboard, I’ll drive in the u-tunnel, bitch

And we’ll bathe naked in the Panama canal

As long as my buddy holds the camera

And I'll work hard and go my way up like Saiyajin

My idol is the dude who vomits into his beer and keeps on drinking

Hundred thousand views, here are legends in the making

But the audience forgets quick, they ward off

[Chorus]

If you want to establish your reputation

You need to shit on the street

Show those people what you can do, oh

If you want to establish your reputation

You need to shit on the street

They love that shit, the videoclip

Lose your face, but never their gaze

[Verse 2]

We’re no terrible kids, we’re afroninja

And we do our job like slaughterhouse cattles2

So give us some respect, it’s an art attempt

When a Nunchaku makes me lose my virginity

I want to go to DSDS3 and not hit one note

With a fantastic outfit above junction boxes

Jump, fail, fuck the pain, I’m great

Please just give me an LOL

I have 15 minutes to destroy myself

Give me a third from that, I will bleed

I am a Jackass 2.0

And I’ll manage a long-jump with a bad performance

It’s not my fault, it’s the fault of society

Gawking like a donkey until its skull bursts

Man, it’s gross and it’s trash, yes

It’s losers, but popstars!

[Chorus] (2x)

Shit on the street, homeboy [8x]

1. It’s a common phrase Alligatoah uses.2. ..in the sense that we, the consumers, are glad for the meat the cattles give us as food, but never share the cattle any appreciation or meaning in itself.3. DSDS is.. basically the German version of “America’s Got Talent”, or “X-Factor”. A music casting show.