I've been a fashion model girl
Gracing magazines
I have written songs and sonnets too
I have seen the world
Fancy cars, private planes
But I could not have done it without you
I played my part
I've bared my heart
All while looking gorgeous, not to brag
But the key to my art
My one message to impart is
If you're not wearing nails
You're not doing drag
Girl don't try it
You break it then you buy it
So don't deny it
Just press and reapply it
Hard acrylic
Get's harder when you feel it
So twenty dollar bill it
And scratch until you kill it
If you're not wearing nails
You're not doing drag
(Chorus)
Long nails, short nails
White nails, black nails
Right nails, wrong nails
As long as there's a... nails
Straight nails, gay nails
Love nails, hate nails
Your nails, my nails
As long as there's a... nail
Nails
Nails nails nails x3
Put on some fucking nails
(Repeat)
Ship and file
Like you're Selena Kyle
Reflect your style
Just keep it versatile
Spit and polish
Conquer and demolish
Amaze 'em and astonish
Now drink like alcoholics
If you're not wearing nails
You're not doing drag
(Chorus)
(Look at your nails
Where the fuck are your nails)
Active oval, French tip
Here's a Sally beauty tip
Shave your arms, put on nails
Do not pass Go, go straight to jail
Superglue some bitch claws
Or look like fucking Santa Claus
Scratch and sniff, take a whiff
Or put some fucking gloves on
Cat scratch fever, look like Sigourney Weaver
Are you Joan Cleaver or a labrador retriever
Miss Visage got it right
Keep your nails right and tight
Just the tip, pussy lip
All eyes on you, you took the night
(Chorus)