Nada es gratis en la vida [English translation]

Mom bought the condom and it broke

Which led to my birth

She couldn't scrape together the money

To end the pregnancy

She invested in my education

But on one condition

I had to swear

That I wouldn't put her in an old folks' home

Hard to believe, hard to explain

As the Trojan said, beware of Greeks bearing giftsw

With money or otherwise,

You always end up paying for a favor

And if something looks easy, I doubt it right away

Whether you pay now or later

The bill will come someday

And it's clear that nothing's free in life

Dad paid a girl in a bar

When he brought me for my first time

He went into debt to cure me

Of the infection that I caught

Yes, yes, I know

I donated sperm

But I feel bad for the recipient:

I have hereditary Alzheimer's

And as the boss commented after he raised my salary

If the charity is great enough, then even a saint would doubt it

If that's how it is, then I screwed the Devil over

When I sold him

My soul, which was not worth a dollar

I redeemed it for a claret

Neither honorary nor voluntary

I'm a thug and I demand a salary

And I don't ask for solidarity, 'cause I never do charity

My health's not free, my coffin won't be free either

And if anyone doesn't ask for their share, it's because they're not worth anything