It's nice to be wimp's friend
[Verse 1: Petri Nygård]
This was supposed to be The Day
After a long time seeing these dudes
And now you say you have to stay home
Cotton wedding day
You were supposed to rip it up
Show off your bank notes
Spread seeds with your organ
Not give excuses and go back to your girl immediately
She is there tomorrow, even if you get real drunk
Today you were supposed to break liver, pancreas, hotel room and Finnish law
Your party pass is now valid
Let's come up with an alibi
What, where are you going?
You're breaking the code, what are you doing?
[Chorus: Vesku Jokinen]
I could offer all night on my treat
Drink the whole company to bankruptcy
If you weren't a wimp, if you weren't a wimp
Arrange strippers to after party, but you are already going home
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
It's nice to be wimp's friend
[Verse 2: Petri Nygård]
Those girls want only you, they heard you have a big cock
But remember to use rubber, wash away lipstick with chlorine
No distress, we have hickeys, let's hide them with concealer
I pay your herpes regimen, throw the fuck away that beeping phone
Skip work, losen the tie
Forget the bills, course is clear
Conscience can be heavy, but there's always payday loans
If it's not enough, I know one Leif, (hoyy)
And he can loan
What, where are you going?
You're breaking the code, what are you doing?
[Chorus: Vesku Jokinen]
I could offer all night on my treat
Drink the whole company to bankruptcy
If you weren't a wimp, if you weren't a wimp
Arrange strippers to after party, but you are already going home
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp, you are a wimp alright
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
It's nice to be wimp's friend
[Bridge: Vesku Jokinen]
Why you always do everything otherwise
Never like you wanted yourself
I'm wondering when will you become a man
[Chorus: Vesku Jokinen]
I could offer all night on my treat
Drink the whole company to bankruptcy
If you weren't a wimp, if you weren't a wimp
Arrange strippers to after party, but you are already going home
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp, (you are a wimp)
Because you are a wimp, because you are a wimp
It's nice to be wimp's friend