This is for the guys who are friends with a liar
Worse than a drug, every time it ends too badly
I want him to admit it to me
Just want him to tell me, that's all
Since he lies as easy as he breathes1
I'm choking
Hello Doctor? I'm not feeling well
I'm scared! I believe that my friend is a compulsive liar
He acts up, I've suspected it for months
I caught him practicing his lies before he came into my house
He orders a pizza, but says that it's him that cooks
To make believe that he's in a relationship, he dawdles around town with is cousin "but get off my case"
It's terrible, that's getting worse
How, the only child tells me "on my brother's life"2
It's getting annoying, I swear, I'm afraid to see him
But he's my friend so I act like I believe him
I hear yes when he says no
I know all his facial expressions when he speaks
Live from Miami to the Municipal Pool
Fuck! That becomes difficult, I'm losing my mind
Is this his house? Did he tell us his real name?
I do tests, I investigate, I become paranoid
When he shuts up, I know he's thinking up another
The worst part is that I will doubt the day when he dies
I mix up wrong and right in all my memories
I promise, I swear, spit with the smile
He isn't just fooling me, no, now he makes me believe every word he says
We all have a friend that lies
A friend that lies
If you don't have a friend that lies
Then it's you that's the lying friend
We all have a friend that lies
A friend that lies
If you don't have a friend that lies
Then it's you who's the lying friend
All one like that
A girl or a guy
We love them even if they say anything
We all have a friend that lies
A friend that lies
If you don't have a friend that lies
Then it's you that's the lying friend
Well, I'll confess, at the start, I thought that he would change
But you know him, every time, he ends up getting tempted!
Well, I'll confess, at the start, I thought that he would change
But you know him, every time, he ends up getting tempted!
He only has trouble, no surprise, no surprise
Because every day, he lies, he lies
When someone asks him where he gets the info he gives them
He's strong as an ox
He just has huge parties
He dates a ton of chicks
At least twenty-nine, "At least twenty-nine!?"
No liar is too big
And when someone asks him, he lost the photos!
He has the class3 of an actor when he plays
He says that he was in the same club as Zizou4, "Ah yes, I know him well"
No, but wait, why are you lying?
You've been on the bench for ten years!
He spits the crap all day
Me and my friends, he pushes us to the limit
He's gotta avoid doing it, he's gotta stop, we gotta take him to see a saint!
No ethics, he's getting worse, it's pathetic
He could say that his mom's dead, for a bag of potato chips!
Seems like he is an overall champion
Like he's the third brother, of Bigflo & Oli!
And when I think about it, what is the worst?
He who lies or me who believes it?
We all have a friend that lies
A friend that lies
If you don't have a friend that lies
Then it's you that's the lying friend
We all have a friend that lies
A friend that lies
If you don't have a friend that lies
Then it's you who's the lying friend
All one like that
A girl or a guy
We love them even if they say anything
We all have a friend that lies
A friend that lies
If you don't have a friend that lies
Then it's you that's the lying friend
Well, I'll confess, at the start, I thought that he would change
But you know him, every time, he ends up getting tempted!
Well, I'll confess, at the start, I thought that he would change
But you know him, every time, he ends up getting tempted!
This is for the guys who are friends with a liar
Worse than a drug, every time it ends too badly
I want him to admit it to me
Just want him to tell me, that's all
Since he lies as he breathes
I'm choking
We all have a friend that lies
A friend that lies
If you don't have a friend that lies
Then it's you that's the lying friend
We all have a friend that lies
A friend that lies
If you don't have a friend that lies
Then it's you who's the lying friend
All one like that
A girl or a guy
We love them even if they say anything
We all have a friend that lies
A friend that lies
If you don't have a friend that lies
Then it's you that's the lying friend
1. Lying is as easy for him as breathing2. He swears on his brother's life, but, since he's an only child, he doesn't even have a brother3. Class as in style and sophistication4. A familiar way to talk about Zinédine Zidane, a famous French football (soccer) player