Let me tell you about my buddy
He's 3,000 years old
He's wrapped in bandages
And covered with mold
And debris
My undead mummy and me, mmmm
If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye
I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy
And he'll flee
From my undead mummy and me
All the kids at school are gonna have a coniption
When they get a load of my funky Egyptian MC
My undead mummy and me, yeah
He's no dummy
He's chummy
And he's MY mummy
My undead mummy and me
My undead mummy and me
Undead mummy and me