Verse:
Behold the way our fine-feathered friend his virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend, the picture thou hast made
Thou vacant brow and thy tousled hair conceal thy good intent
Thou noble, upright, truthful, sincere and slightly dopey gent,
You're . . .
Refrain:
My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art.
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak are your smart?
But don't change a hair for me,
Not if you care for me,
Stay, little Valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentine's Day.