I love my faygo, my nyquil pills
Shaggy, I love my buddies
My hatchet man
But I love my axe
My axe is my buddy
I bring him when I walk
Me and my axe
Will leave your head outlined in chalk
My axe is my buddy
He always makes me laugh
Me and my axe
Cut bigots' spinal cords in half
My axe is my buddy
And when I bring him back
Me and my axe
Will give your forehead a buttcrack
My axe is my buddy
I never leave without him
Me and my axe
Will leave your neck a bloody fountain
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun
Swing, swing, swing
Chop, chop, chop
Swing, swing, swing
Chop, chop, chop
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun
Swing, swing, swing
Chop, chop, chop
Swing, swing, swing
Chop, chop, chop
My axe is my buddy
We right the planet's wrongs
Me and my axe
Leave bigots dead on richie lawns
My axe is my buddy
He never make me cry
Me and my axe
Will leave a bivot for your eye
My axe is my buddy
Don't take him for a chump
Me and my axe
Will leave you hopping on a stump
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun
Swing, swing, swing
Chop, chop, chop
Swing, swing, swing
Chop, chop, chop
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun
Swing, swing, swing
Chop, chop, chop
Swing, swing, swing
Chop, chop, chop
Look into the deadest tree
Tell me baby, what you see
Don't you hear the branches cry
Asking for the reasons why
Did they hang so many men
From the branches off of them?
Why did humans make them play
With them in their evil way?
Look into the moon's beam
Can you fathom what is seen?
Bodies dragging from a truck
Driven by a bigot fuck
Why you think the heavens cry
Acid rain and blizzard skies?
Ain't no covering the tracks
That's why I'm here, and oh yes
My axe is my buddy
He'll thump into your head
Me and my axe
Will make your white hoodies red
My axe is my buddy
You let that dixie wave
Me and my axe
Will fuck your mother on your grave
My axe is my buddy
We both cry with the trees
Me and my axe
Will bring the devil to his knees
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun
Swing, swing, swing chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing, chop chop chop
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun
Sw-ii-ing, chop chop chop
Swiiiiii-ing, chop chop chop
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun
Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop
Swi-ii-ing, chop chop chop,
Everybody, everybody, everybody run
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun
Swing-a-ling ling, chop chop chop
Swing-a-ling ling, chop chop chop