Mutta Ihmeistä Suurin [Joka Jäi Näkemättä] [English translation]

When I was young

as a mushroom

I decided

that I have to go to the world

I wanted to see The Promised land

like in the fairy tales

I can dress and poo

Only lunch should be made

Mom filled my backpack

Dad showed me compass points

There are paths and roads too in the world

and lots of miracles too

If you go to the west

You will end up to the east

so don't wonder anything

You can see flying cow

arm-wrestling with someone without hands

You can see a hard-working workman

or a rapid waitress

and even though you could sometime

eat cheap food in the train

But there's one thing you will never see

Namely

sober actor

After the years I came back

I hugged mom and dad

I told I have seen

wealth, slums,

lights, darkness,

Have been rich

Sometimes have been begging

and have seen weird wonders

I saw a nice policeman talking

to the headless sir once

I have heard

It's true

that the insurance company replaced the accident

I have seen a smart wrestler

and a honest politician

These kind of wonders will be forever in your mind

Because in no way

I saw an sober actor