When I was young
as a mushroom
I decided
that I have to go to the world
I wanted to see The Promised land
like in the fairy tales
I can dress and poo
Only lunch should be made
Mom filled my backpack
Dad showed me compass points
There are paths and roads too in the world
and lots of miracles too
If you go to the west
You will end up to the east
so don't wonder anything
You can see flying cow
arm-wrestling with someone without hands
You can see a hard-working workman
or a rapid waitress
and even though you could sometime
eat cheap food in the train
But there's one thing you will never see
Namely
sober actor
After the years I came back
I hugged mom and dad
I told I have seen
wealth, slums,
lights, darkness,
Have been rich
Sometimes have been begging
and have seen weird wonders
I saw a nice policeman talking
to the headless sir once
I have heard
It's true
that the insurance company replaced the accident
I have seen a smart wrestler
and a honest politician
These kind of wonders will be forever in your mind
Because in no way
I saw an sober actor