I step into the room, reminiscent of your father
I take out the snake and these bitches yell for more
I'm full of toxic testosterone
There's no reason for me to try to get out of this box
If, baby, you were a boss lady
Your euro would be euro, not some fucking pennies
Our roof here is armor glass
I look at the bitches and only see the ones I've fucked and jailbait
Yeah, I fuck fans, you're definitely the most beautiful one
But when we're talking then it's all-male panel
You've got that welfare trap between your legs
This is a dude anthem and here comes the hook
Boys will be boys (yeah, that's right)
Their humour will be vulgar (yeah, that's right)
Hey, dear brother, life is a game and that's just how it goes (yeah, that's right)
Boo-hoo-hoo, it ain't my fault
I'm a white straight male, others should accept their parts
No, we won't let the assholes win (what)
No, we won't let the assholes win
I'm a manly man, a man's not too timid nor too small
A man isn't a pacifist nor a druggie, a man isn't too beautiful nor too slim
Even the word has it; a fair-bodied is a fairy
You're not a real man, you are a pussy
A real man is what a real man wants to be like
A real man's an assholes and there's nothing wrong with that
My car's model is Janis Petke
A real man doesn't have emotions, he'll just cough a few times
He never regrets anything nor apologizes
He'll freeze in the snow when drunk
Boys will be boys (yeah, that's right)
Their humour will be vulgar (yeah, that's right)
Hey, dear brother, life is a game and that's just how it goes (yeah, that's right)
Boo-hoo-hoo, it ain't my fault
I'm a white straight male, others should accept their parts
No, we won't let the assholes win (what)
No, we won't let the assholes win
(What do they claim?)
And the third verse to the little asses
Oh, I meant little ones
And those few idiots who like to take things seriously
Soon I can't go to the grocery store anymore
When kids are singing these lines on their break
I guess words are guns these days, like a toy gun 'bang, bang'
And that's why I'm shining my shield
A supremacist passive could clean up today
Someone else could do something about these things
"Yeah we could try that" I'm one of those liberals
I promise to never do this again
But do turn all my jokes the other way around
Alright
Boys will be boys (yeah, that's right)
Their humour will be vulgar (yeah, that's right)
Hey, dear brother, life is a game and that's just how it goes (yeah, that's right)
Boo-hoo-hoo, it ain't my fault
I'm a white straight male, others should accept their parts
No, we won't let the assholes win (what)
No, we won't let the assholes win