I step into the room, looking like your father
I take out the snake and these bitches scream for more
I ooze toxic testosterone
I have no reason to come out of this box
If you were a boss lady, baby
your euro would be a euro and not some fucking chicken feed
The roof is armored glass
I look at women and see only conquests and jailbaits
Yeah I fuck fans and surely you're the most beautiful
but when we talk it's all-male panel
And you have that honey trap between your legs
This is a dude-anthem and next comes the hook
Boys will be boys (That's right)
Humor is raunchy (That's right)
Hey dear brother, life is a game and it goes like this (That's right)
Boo-hoo-hoo it's not my fault
I'm a white hetero, others should content themselves
No, we're not letting assholes win (What?)
No, we're not letting assholes win
I'm a manly man, too wimpy or too small is not a man
A pacifist or a junkie is not a man, too beautiful or too feeble is not a man
You can already tell it from the word, feeble equals fag
You're not a real man, you're a pussy
A real man is what a real man wants to be
A real man is an asshole and there's nothing wrong with it
My car model is Janis Petke1
A real man doesn't sentimentalize, he only coughs for a moment
He doesn't regret and never apologizes
and freezes drunk in the snow
Boys will be boys (That's right)
Humor is raunchy (That's right)
Hey dear brother, life is a game and it goes like this (That's right)
Boo-hoo-hoo it's not my fault
I'm a white hetero, others should content themselves
No, we're not letting assholes win (They say)
No, we're not letting assholes win
(What are they saying?)
And the third verse is for the little asses
Excuse me, I meant for the little ones
And those few idiots who snort peas up their nose
Soon I can't go to the local supermarket anymore
When kids sing these lines during break
I guess words become weapons, toy gun goes bang bang
And that's why I polish my shield
A chauvinist passive could clean up today
Someone else could do something about it
"Might as well try that one too", I'm liberal like that
I promise I won't do this again
but turn all the flaps2 around
Okay
Boys will be boys (That's right)
Humor is raunchy (That's right)
Hey dear brother, life is a game and it goes like this (That's right)
Boo-hoo-hoo it's not my fault
I'm a white hetero, others should content themselves
No, we're not letting assholes win
No, we're not letting assholes win
1. Janis Petke = a fictional character initially introduced in the comedy show Kummeli, which later became a popular username and virtual character on internet forums2. could also be 'jokes' because 'läppä' means both