I have fought with crocodiles
I have balanced on a wire carrying more than 500 kilos
I have traveled around the world in less than a second
I have crossed 100 labyrinths and never once gotten confused.
I breathe both in and out of water like seals
I am fireproof, I catch bullets in my mouth
My creativity flies like airplanes
I can build a brain without reading the instructions
I speak all the languages of all the alphabets
I have more vocabulary than any dictionary
I have the sight of an eagle, the smelling prowess of a dog
I can walk barefoot on iron nails
I am immune to death
I don't need blessings, because I always have good luck
Come with me for a walk in the park
Because I have more stories to tell than García Marqués
For you, everything I do, I do for you.
It is because you bring out the best in me
I am everything I am
Because you are all I want.
I can jump rope with only one leg
I can see in the dark without using a lantern
I cook what you want, I am a great chef
I have sex 24/7, all month long
I can blow the gray clouds away so you can have a good day
Also, I know how to communicate telepathically
For you, I cross borders without a visa
And I can bring out a smile from even the Mona Lisa
For you, I breathe before I die
For you, I go to church and listen to the whole mass without sleeping
I am still the king, although I don't have a kingdom
My sweat smells like perfume and my hair is never disheveled
I know how to fight all the martial arts
Also, I know how to communicate with animals
As more time goes by, I look younger
And I composed this song without listening, like Beethoven
For you, everything I do, I do for you.
It is because you bring out the best in me
I am everything I am
Because you are all I want.