Muerte en Hawaii [English translation]

I've fought with crocodiles

I've kept my balance in a wire holding more than 500 kilos

I've gone around the world in less than a second

I've passed through 100 labyrinths and I never get confused

I breath in and out of the water like seals

I'm fireproof, I catch bullets with my teeth

My creativity flies like planes

I can make a brain without reading the instructions

I speak all languages from all alphabets

I have a richer vocabulary than any dictionary

I have eagle vision, and the smell sense of a dog

I can walk barefoot over iron nails

I'm inured to death

I don't need to be blessed because I'm always

lucky

Come with me to walk round the park

Because I've got more stories to tell you than García Márquez

For you, everything I do I do it for you

Because you bring out the best in me

I'm everything that I am

Because you are everything I want (x2)

I can skip the rope with a single leg

I can see in the dark without a torch

I can cook whatever you want, I'm such a cheff

I have sex 24/7 the whole month

I can blow away the greyish clouds so that your day is bright

I can also communicate telepathically

For you, I cross the border without a visa

And I make the Mona Lisa smile

For you, I breathe before I die

For you, I go to Church and attend the whole Mass without falling asleep

I'm still the King, although I've got no kingdom

My sweat smells like perfume and my hair never gets messed up

I know every single martial art

I also know how to communicate with animals

As time goes by I look younger

And I composed this song without hearing like Beethoven

For you, everything I do I do it for you

Because you bring out the best in me

I'm everything that I am

Because you are everything I want (x2)