"Now Mrs. McGrath," the sergeant said,
"Would you like a soldier of your son Ted?
With a scarlet coat and a big cocked hat,
Mrs. McGrath would you like that?"
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Now Mrs.. McGrath lived on the shore
And after seven years or more
She spied a ship come into the bay
With her son from far away.
"Oh, Captain dear, where have you been.
Have you been sailing the Mediterranean.
Have you news of my son Ted.
Is he living or is he dead?"
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Then came Ted without any legs
And in their place two wooden pegs
She kissed him a dozen times or two
And said "My God, Ted is it you?"
"Now was you drunk or was you blind
When you left your two fine legs behind?
Or was it out walking upon the sea
That wore your two fine legs away?"
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
"No I wasn't drunk and I wasn't blind
When I left my two fine legs behind.
A cannon ball on the fifth of May
Tore my two fine legs away."
"Now Teddy boy," the widow cried
"Your two fine legs were your mother's pride
Stumps of a tree won't do at all
Why didn't you run from the cannon ball?"
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
All foreign wars I do proclaim
Live on blood and a mother's pain
I'd rather have my son as he used to be
Than the king of America and his whole navy.
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay
Ya tu ra ay fo diddly ay
Tu ra oo ra oo ra ay...