Mr. Torture lyrics

Welcome to the torture chamber

Said the sign above the entrance,

Laughing as it/he takes you by the hand…

Looking like a maniac savage

Inside you can sense the anguish,

Theatre of pain has just begun.

Chorus:

Mr. Torture gives pain

With his whips and his chains.

He knows just what you crave

Mr. Torture…

If you're feeling alone,

Then just pick up your phone --

Dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture,

Mr. Torture sells pain.

Only sixty cents a minute

For his special brand of singing,

Phone guaranteed to blow your mind…

You can catch him on the website.

Has a live chat every weeknight,

Cyber-torture soon coming your way.

Chorus:

Mr. Torture sells pain

To the housewives in Spain.

He knows just what they crave

Mr. Torture…

If you're feeling alone,

Then just pick up your phone…

Dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture,

Mr. Torture sells pain!

…

Handcuffed, bound(-ed), chained, and blinded

Body, soul, and mind ignited,

Every sense is torn and ripped apart…

He's been banned in twenty countries

Though he does it for money.

He gets pleasure from hearing you scream.

Chorus:

Mr. Torture sells pain

To the housewives in Spain.

He knows just what they crave

Mr. Torture…

If you're feeling alone,

Then just pick up your phone --

Dial 18 double 0 Mr. Torture,

Mr. Torture! Mr. Torture sells pain!