current location : Lyricf.com
/
Songs
/
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo [German translation]
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo [German translation]
turnover time:2024-11-27 04:33:50
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo [German translation]

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose

And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow

But all of those stories seem kind of... gay

'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Small and brown he comes from you

Sit on the toilet here he comes

Squeeze him between your festive buns

A present from down below

Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"

He's seen the love inside of you

'Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty

Sometimes he's corny

He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)

But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

He loves me I love you

Therefore vicariously he loves you

I can make a Mr Hankey too!

(Fart noise)

Cartman

Well Kyle where is he?

Kyle

He's comin'

Stan

C'mon dude push!

Kyle

I'm trying!

Cartman

Oh wait wait I can see his head!

Kyle

Here he comes!

(Fart noise)

Mr. Hankey

Howdy ho!

I'm mr. hankey the Christmas Poo

Seasons greetings to all of you

Let's sing songs and dance and play

Now before I melt away

Here's a game I like to play

Stick me in your mouth and try to say

Howdey ho ho yum yum yum

Christmas time has come!

Sometimes he's runny

Sometimes he's firm

Sometimes he's practically water

Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass

And won't fall in the toilet

'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter

And he won't drop off and so you

Shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet

And finally it does

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

When Christmas leaves he must leave too

Flush him down but he's never gone

His smell and his spirit lingers on...

Howdy ho!

Comments
Welcome to Lyricf comments! Please keep conversations courteous and on-topic. To fosterproductive and respectful conversations, you may see comments from our Community Managers.
Sign up to post
Sort by
Show More Comments
South Park (OST)
  • country:United States
  • Languages:English, German, Spanish, Polish+2 more, Portuguese, Japanese
  • Genre:Comedy, Soundtrack
  • Official site:http://southpark.cc.com
  • Wiki:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park
South Park (OST)
Latest update
Copyright 2023-2024 - www.lyricf.com All Rights Reserved