Mr. Booze lyrics

We are gathered here again tonight fellow AA members

To talk about the greatest temptation the devil ever created...

Alcohol!

(Mmmm)

Peter: Mr. Booze

Audience: Mr. Booze

Peter: Mr. Booze

Mr. B..double O..Z-E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze.

Peter: You will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if you mess with Mr. Booze.

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B..double O..Z-E

If you been so stiff they thought you died

You'll feel better once you've testified

All: Testify, testify!

Bruce: Oh yeah!

I wanna testify, I wanna testify! (testify, testify, testify)

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a libary book out,

And I fells asleep reading it and I left it under the bed.

I forgot about it for three and a half years.

I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day,

But on Amnesty Day I had a sip of Rosé wine,

And I never made it out of the house.

Peter: Who's to blame?

Audience: Who's to blame?

Peter: What's his name?

All: We know his name, his name is

Mr. Booze,

Mr. Booze,

Mr. B..Double O..Z-E, don't ever choose

Any game you play with him, you'll lose, so don't mess with Mr. Booze!

Peter: If your head feels like it's two miles wide

Audience: Two miles wide!

Peter: You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testified

Brian: Oh Yeah!

Audience: Testify

Carl: I wanna testify, I wanna testify! (testify, testify)

Peter: Well, come forward dear brother and testify!

Carl: I used to be a soda pop guy. Then I switched to the bottle.

Now I don't leave my couch and I've seen every movie ever.

You name a movie, I've seen it.

Audience: "Meet Dave"

Carl: Seen it.

Audience: "The Eiger Sanction"?

Carl: Seen it.

Audience: "Donovan's Reef"?

Carl: Seen it.

Audience: "License to Drive"?

Carl: Definitely seen it.

Peter, Bruce & Brian: That's a shame.

Audience: What a shame!

Peter, Bruce & Brian: Who's to blame?

Audience: For Corey Haim?

His name is

Mr. Booze,

Mr. Booze,

Mr. B..Double O..Z-E you must refuse

You'll make the obituary news

If you mess with Mr. Booze

If you've been so stiff they'd thought you died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Testify,

Testify,

Tom Tucker: This man wants to testify.

Peter: Very well my brother,

Let us lead him on the path of righteousness.

Tom: This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences.

But after years of drinking he can only speak in short, choppy utterances.

Why, at one time, if you asked him who his favorite musicians were he'd say

Leonard Bernstein, Johann Sebastian Bach, and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed.

Who's your favorite musician, Ollie?

Ollie Williams: Cher!

Tom: He doesn't even like Cher.

Brian: Now alcohol makes a big man small,

And can lead to a life of crime.

Audience: Yeah!

Bruce: Demon rum makes a gent a bum,

And cash in before your time.

Audience: Yeah!

Dr. Hartman: Bootleg gin puts you in a spin

Till you don't even know your name.

Audience: Yeah!

Peter: You're a basket case, flat on your face,

And there's only one guy to blame.

Audience: Mr. B..Double O..Z-E

Mr. Booze,

Mr. Booze,

Mr. B..Double O..Z-E, don't ever choose.

Peter: You will wind up wearing tattered shoes,

If you mess with Mr. Booze.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Peter: Oh, Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Peter: Oh, Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Brian: Don't mess with B..Double O..Z-E

'Cause that spells booze,

And your gonna lose with Mr. Booze.

Audience: Oh, Yeah!

Brian: Don't mess around with Mr. Booze.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Bruce: That's what he said now.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Peter: Oh, Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Don't mess with Mr. ...

Don't mess with Mr. ... Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Don't mess with ah-ah

Oh Mr. Booze

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Yeah!