Motorcycle Helmet lyrics

Freedom flying in the breeze

No sweaty, smelly bucket-head

Confined to a nursing home

Imprisoned in a feeble body

Helmet in a dusty box

Why have a symmetrical head

To be so common and routine

When there is the possiblity

To be as a Picasso cubist

A physiological paradigm

Darwin never rode a bike

The devolution of the species

Intellect fell to convienence

He didn't know natural selection

Of a closed-casket funeral