Mother Knows Best [Literal Parody] lyrics

You want to go outside?

why rapunzel,

Eighteen years of social quarantine

You probably have Vitamin D deficiencies

The mental impact must be extreme

So gee, why would you want to leave here?

Precede Anna with Dramatic curtain posing

They’re playing my song “Butterflies fly away

Swing, not for long

“SHUT UP!

This ain’t your song

My hips don’t feel pain

Lighting a candle

Conveniently around

I’m the best at jump scares

Throwing the candle

Pull hair and fall down

Trust fall but I’ll drop you there

I got shadows puppet chops

Poison ivy on hand

Fry your favorite doll

I can teleport hehe

Big scary mops

Really fast graffiti and

STOP, It seems I’m ambidextrous!

Pull you out of hair

Patting your right hand

This must’ve scared the sensors bad

This is a major fire hazard

I am Batman

Convenience is sweet

Wasting your efforts

Use a voice that’s disapproving

Jump scare, bare feet

Hide under your skirt

How is the spotlight moving?

Lift you up and spin

The light disappears

Think of more insults to hmmm, say?

I don’t think you’re thin

But really who else thinks that

Condescending baby talk

Mother disappears

Complete utter darkness

Not a mannequin this time

Rapunzel,

Yes?

Your conditioner is amazing, give it to me now!

Yes mother...

Oh, I’m lying very much dear

I’m lying more

I’m lying most

Nose tap

Head pat

Let’s make noodles!