Москва не резиновая [Moskva ne rezinovaya] [English translation]

People are filling city blocks like numbers fill the Excel -

Each one by his own formula

Some get devided, some -- multipllied,

New districts' cancer has demolished already

Half of the Moscow region:

It seems like just in a half

Of a century all Russians will succeed

In their apparent common struggle:

Every resident of the Siberia will be de-facto

A Moscow citizen: the subway'

Zamoskvoretskaya line bumps into Finnish borders,

The Sokolnicheskaya terminal will be on Kamchatka,

The subway map unfold will occupy an acre.

The voice, announcing the stations,

Will several times

Remind the passengers to set their clocks for the local

The billboards will get riddled with

20-symbol stationaries and 30-symbol mobiles numbers

And sooner or later for the sake of convinience

People will elect siamese twins as the maire and the president

A phrase "Moscow ain't made of rubber" did not get popular by chance

Surely, it's made out of much more elastic matter!

CHORUS:

Moscow ain't made of rubber, but milking the nation

And fattening, it ain't gonna blow out

It will just kick off the crampy MRHV(*) snakeskin

And fill one sixth of the land surface of Earth

As it goes on a dozen years later

Skyscrapers roofs will scratch the orbital stations bindings

And the top floors inhabitants, apart from the water and electricity bills,

Will also have to pay for the air consumption

Minute your mornings not to get late to the office:

If you call the elevator

On monday, it arrives on thursday

If ever on the eve

Of industrious work day

You can't get asleep,

Try to count

The ideots, whose sweat you had to breath,

While going up the well!

This net already has 12 million of flies

And every time one dies, at least two come instead,

Make room, bro, I do also like

The way this spider sets his nets