All of a sudden walks into a restaurant,
Orders from the waiter a bed,
says the waiter,
"Hey, what do you think this is, a hotel?"
So he gets up all naive
And apologizes quietly,
"Thought I was at the stadium"
Between the good and the bad
They say there's aimless
Moshe is developing a serious dysfunction
in the ability to take a decision,
If only he tried to get organized
To decide to be okay
But this is such a tough decision.
Moshe yes, and Moshe no,
And Moshe what wil be this day?
Yes, yes, this I know
Let the man get organized
Either yes or no,
Why would you fall into the pit
Get a grip for a second,
Get a hobby and a job
Yesterday (he) went to the theater,
Ordered from the actor a newspaper,
Maybe its better to add
That this was not during intermission
The crowd was not considerate,
Brought him to the door,
Saved him the elevator and transportation.
They caught him over (ninety)
We was summoned to court
But he refused to go
Because they didn't send him a double invitation.
When in the end they took him
Cuffed inside a police car
He offered to pay like at at taxi.
Moshe yes, and Moshe no,
And Moshe what wil be this day?
Yes, yes, this I know
Let the man get organized
Either yes or no,
Why would you fall into the pit?
Get a grip for a second,
Get a hobby and a job
Meets one attractive, beautiful (lady),
Standing at the stop.
She doesn't refuse-
Invites her directly to the apartment.
In the end she aimed at him,
and slapped his cheek.
"Don't you remember i'm your sister too?"
Moshe yes, and Moshe no,
And Moshe what wil be this day?
Yes, yes, this I know
Let the man get organized
Either yes or no,
Why would you fall into the pit
Get a grip for a second,
Get a hobby and a job