Морская капуста [Morskaya kapusta] [English translation]

I'll cut this seaweed just fine and loosely,

Not sure you like it, but it’ll be juicy.

You never tell if you show up for the evening,

You’ll find my address, and there is nothing to greet with.

And I’m ready to entertain you with singing,

Though in other places it's always more pleasing.

They're watching new movies and are kissing goofy,

And I’m cutting, cutting, cutting seaweed fine and loosely.