More Metal Than You lyrics

I found heavy metal

When I was just a kid

It grabbed by the nards like no other music did

I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster

More heavy and more brutal

Metal was my master

Master

One day I met this dirt bag

Moved here from the city

Started talking metal

Said my taste was shitty

Then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it

Want to know who's really metal?

Fucking see you in the pit

You claim that I'm not metal?

Bunch of shit your talkin'

You say I'm not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken

Metal's a competition I'm not hardcore like you

Well may you think your metal, I'm more metal than you

Played D&D with Dio

I'm more metal than you

Got kicked out of Rock In Rio

I'm more metal than you

I licked Lemmy's mole

I'm more metal than you

My cat's name is Man-o-War

I'm more metal than you

Metal is inside me

I guess it always will be

Liked it since I'm 10

And now I'm fucking 40

Yeah I'm still obsessed it, I always want it faster,

More evil and more fucked up

Will always be master

Master

One day I met this dickhead

Said that I'm a poser

Because I look like a creepy daddy

And there's something in my noser???

He said I wasn't metal guess I could debate it

But we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it

Your telling me your metal

But not compared to me!

I'm Slayer and you're Nickleback or Seven Mary Three

Metal's not a competition guess it is for you

You may think your metal but I'm more metal than you

Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot

I'm more metal than you

Liked Anvil before the movie

I'm more metal than you

King Diamond sent me a Christmas card

I'm more metal than you

I'd headbutt Sharon Osbourne

I'm more metal than you

More metal than you (x3)

One of the things I love about being a metal head is when you meet another metal fan

It's like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know

But every once in awhile you meet an asshole that challenges you

It becomes who's more metal,

Dude I'm a grown man

You know what, I could tell you how metal I am but I'd rather have my friends sing it

Mark, tell them how metal I am

He's so fucking metal!

That's right, I'm super fucking metal

Super fucking metal!

You say that I'm not metal?

You don't fucking know me.

I'm Slayer, Venom, Mayhem

You're white lion blowin' Jovi

If metal is a competition, game over you're through

You thought that you were metal, I'm more metal than you

I'd burn a church in Norway

I'm more metal than you

I can name four guys in Krokus

I'm more metal than you

Gene Simmons was my mohel

I'm more metal than you

I'd give Halford a hand job

I'm more metal than you

More metal than you (x3)