The night is young, wanna find me some action
Head for the dance floor, get my body in motion
I have a - babe in view
And she - me too
She waves m-me on over - and d*mn I freak out
My thoughts go crazy, as I start to move in close to her
Can you please please tell me – exactly where you’re coming from
But she only smiles at me – ‘cause she wants to have fun
She has a monster body
With a monster look
And her monster boom boom
That gives me a kick
She is a monster, monster
She’s got me scared, but I know now she ticks
She is a monster, monster
She’s got me scared, but I know what I’ll pick - Hey
Killer Lady, let me buy you a drink
You’re from a different world - I think
So tremendously, monster sexy
I’d really like to eat you up
As sharp as razorblades
Do you want me to detonate
Stick your little claws out
Rake them across my back
Show me your piercings again
I top her champagne glass off again
She looks at me and laughs and says
That I’m the hottest boy in the world
but that won't change a thing – ‘cause she's into men (HEH?)
She has a monster body
With a monster look
And her monster boom boom
That gives me a kick
She is a monster, monster
She’s got me scared, but I know how she ticks
She is a monster, monster
She’s got me scared, but I know what I’ll pick
She is dangerous, but I can’t keep my hands off her
My desire for her is too big to incur
I just had 2, 3, 4 drinks at the bar; was
mental - close to Game Over
All at once I see this erectifying monster¹
She asks: My place? It’s near!
I say: Right now stay here
I buy the round, we’re drinkin’ cris, rum, vodka, wine, and beer
All at once something rad starts goin’ down
I can’t trust my own eyes any further now
This babe splits in two
Everything blurs, I get a lap dance too
I think: Wow, she has another face
Totally cool, I have double the luck
Who should I kiss first - you or you
Oh man, am I drunk - or what!?!
She has a monster body
With a monster look
And her monster boom boom
That gives me a kick
She is a monster, monster
She’s got me scared, but I know how she ticks
She is a monster, monster
She’s got me scared, but I know what I’ll pick
She’s got me scared, but I know how she ticks,
She is a - (Eyjeay..Eyjeay)
She’s got me scared, but I know what I’ll lpick
(Ey)