Money lyrics

Money, get away

You get a good job with more pay and you're okay

Money

It's a gas

Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash

New car, caviar, four star daydream

Think I'll buy me a football team

Money, get back

I'm all right Jack

Keep your hands off of my stack

Money

It's a hit

Don't give me that do goody good bullshit

I'm in the high-fidelity first class travelling set

I think I need a Lear jet

Money, it's a crime

Share it fairly

But don't take a slice of my pie

Money, so they say

Is the root of all evil today

But if you ask for a raise

It's no surprise that they're giving none away

"HuHuh! I was in the right!"

"Yes, absolutely in the right!"

"I certainly was in the right!"

"You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!"

"Yeah!"

"Why does anyone do anything?"

"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"

"I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely. It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"