in the plains of Abraham, the army was enjoying l'eau de vie/alcohol
right under the clif of the ocean, the English took their riffles.
they prepared in advance to attack catimini
and when their canons attacked at night
Montcalm mounted his horse impaired and drunk
the battle had just started
the french were too drunk
they took a big beating
the English walked in Quebec
that my friends was the pure defeat
our nation was in the hands of the red necks
what if Montcalm was not drunk
what if the army did not take shots
the english wouldn't take waterloo
Quebec is a story of drinks
there is money to make with drunks
that's why they opened the co of beer MOLSON
the patriots revolted
but many of them had hangovers
Y?ont sorti leurs ceintures flechees
those men had solidarity
to achieve victory
if they stopped drinking
but they were too drunk to fight the english
La morve au nez pis les dents serrees
they tried hard to fight the invaders
but like always they most ran like cowards
our patriots were not cowards
but the English were in big numbers
they had to return to their families
since that time we are broken
we spend all our time infront of TV
playing dart on video games
bring the bottles to the survivor
hurry up, they close at 11 pm
put your beer in the cooler