Mon meilleur ami [English translation]

You're tiny, my best friend

I bring you with me everywhere I am

I talk to you like I do to a man, sweet and sensitive

The only thing that annoys me is changing the batteries

I love life a lot, no bothers at all

I appreciate the guarantee you offer me in bed

Infinite pleasure, everywhere I am

The only thing that annoys me is changing the batteries

My romantic disappointments

Don't make me unhappy

I know I can count on you

But you make me fearful

Lonely love

I feel I no longer have the skill

To know ahead of time if the next boy

Will know how to do it

Each time my brain asks me for it

I slip my hand into my bag, auto control

I look for a peaceful corner and on the way, I ask for

A new set of batteries for my remote control

My girl friends appreciate you, my boy friends too

You're welcome at every surprise party