You're tiny, my best friend
I bring you with me everywhere I am
I talk to you like I do to a man, sweet and sensitive
The only thing that annoys me is changing the batteries
I love life a lot, no bothers at all
I appreciate the guarantee you offer me in bed
Infinite pleasure, everywhere I am
The only thing that annoys me is changing the batteries
My romantic disappointments
Don't make me unhappy
I know I can count on you
But you make me fearful
Lonely love
I feel I no longer have the skill
To know ahead of time if the next boy
Will know how to do it
Each time my brain asks me for it
I slip my hand into my bag, auto control
I look for a peaceful corner and on the way, I ask for
A new set of batteries for my remote control
My girl friends appreciate you, my boy friends too
You're welcome at every surprise party