Мочалкин блюз [Mochalkin bljuz] [English translation]

Oh, how I want to jive all wispy tarts,

By stepping on the fuzzbox as a ruse;

I sing my rune, my catchy badass tune -

The wispy blues.

I want to tear off their outfits

Along with wigs and their platform shoes;

Hey, wispy tarts, come running with your hearts,

Because I sing the wispy blues.

For I am cool, I'm cooler than all men,

If you let me, all ladies I'll seduce;

Hey, come on, lass, in my bed drop your ass,

Just let me finish wispy blues.