[1. verse: Pyhimys]
I'm a cat with a kleptocrat's name
I'm exhausted, million kids cry
I want jam, want jelly Whiskas
Too lazy to lick the bowl, someone else did the dishes
You love me, I scratch
I look you in the eyes as I dig the flowerpot
I pee on your bed, pee on your bed
I pee on everything, what's the reason behind your love?
[Pre-Chorus: Pyhimys, Hulda Huima]
Spring-time is here, male cats in heat
I've been sterilized, can't do the do
And all of the million kids meow...
Love me, I'm a mean creature
I have nobody, we cry together
And all of the million kids meow...
[Chorus: Pyhimys] 2x
Whatever way you look, upside down if you want
I'm not the animal you used to love
But you won't let me go
- I guess you're happy
Dead in the heart
[2. verse: Pyhimys]
I have it too easy, kick me
Why can't your hatred be aimed towards me?
Depressed little shit, give me jelly Whiskas
Scratch me, and you'll have scratches in your neck
I'm exhausted, wish I was a cat
I'd be the king of Zaire if I was in a state of psychosis
Non compos mentis and hungry for blood
The world is shit, I'm still happy
Sick cat, sick cat poems
I'll throw up on your carpet if you give me cat cereal
I'm trying so hard to get you neglect me
But the meaner I get, the more you fall for me
I pee on your bed, pee on your bed
I'll kill everyone, is that the reason behind your love?
Yeah, they've recommended me cat meds
But I guess I get some satisfaction from depression
Sese seko
Mobu mobu mobutu
Sese seko
Mobu mobu mobutu
Sese seko
Mobu mobu mobutu
Sese seko
Mobu mobu mobutu
[C-verse: Hulda Huima]
Cat named
Mobutu Sese Seko
Cat named
Mobutu Sese Seko
[Pre-Chorus: Pyhimys, Hulda Huima]
Spring-time is here, male cats in heat
I've been sterilized, can't do the do
And all of the million kids meow...
Love me, I'm a mean creature
I have nobody, we cry together
And all of the million kids meow...
[Chorus: Pyhimys] 2x
Whatever way you look, upside down if you want
I'm not the animal you used to love
But you won't let me go
- I guess you're happy
Dead in the heart