You may think you're somebody important
Because you're smart, you have two hands and eagerness
Your position in this world is explained
By straight A's on your leaving cert
There are people though - I kid you not
To whom you're worth
Less than zero
Less than zero
Less than zero
Less than zero
Professional faith-togglers
Songs and masses specialists
Even if you protest, they'll find a way
And put you on their scales
Though it denies the laws of physics
The clock goes back
Less than zero
Less than zero
Less than zero
Less than zero
You may think you're somebody important
Because you're smart, you have two hands and eagerness
Your position in this world is explained
By straight A's on your leaving cert
There are people though - I kid you not
To whom you're worth
Less than zero
Less than zero
Less than zero
Less than zero