As the werewolf blood courses through
My slender Wiener dog body
I must wander these lonely woods
All alone, all alone
With the full moon I must transform
Into the hideous beast
That will render Mr. Weenie
No more, no more
I'll grow real tall!
I'll be scary!
With lots of claws
And so hairy
These stubby legs will grow into
Four muscle-y weapons of ferociousness
My puppy dog eyes will burn blood red
My snout will grow into a toothy snarl
This silky coat
Will all fall out
And in its place a wolf-y mane
I feel a change and now
Yes, at last!
I am the werewolf!
Lupus homine
Which in Latin means "werewolf"
Yes, at last
Mr. Weenie is no more!