This is the story about
The coolest cat in the long country of falukorv*
This is the story about
The guy who laughs about those who talk of Babylon
He's called Mister Schh...
He lays puh on chicks before he dips
He's bang, he's oh, he's Clint Eastwood
He's where, he's there, he's Mister Cool
No phone, no chick, he's everywhere
All the way from Lund, Gothenburg and to Södermalm
He's your catcher in the rye, he's your right hand man
If you battle him you've met your superior
And that's where our story begins, he was popular among dudes and chicks
But he was special and they were all the same
So some talked shit, you know how Stockholm is
So one day in the city when he checked out the sale
A crew came and yelled something like ''Look, there he is!''
And a chase started, there were 40 of them
Underneath a staircase, over a bus, they were closing in on him
But he was quick because he was cool, he was Jackie Chan
So he ducked for bullets with somersaults
Entered Åhlens** and took the stairs to the roof
His back towards the cliff and everyone was surrounding him
So he took a step back
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Now that you know how cool he is
Do you understand why he's never where you think he'll be?
But like, will he make it? Moron!
He's where, he's there, he's Mister Cool
He backs up, now he's falling
But he grips the hour hand on the big ass clock on the wall
And weighs it down to a quarter past three
But now the cops are coming, he takes their guns and shoots toward the gang
That was a close call
Ahrr, now a couple of fuckers will be killed
10, 7, run or scram
5, 3 no one is left
He's a cool guy in glasses at Roskilde***
Girls are saying he's a player
He leads the hags over crosswalks
Rules over the South**** and the mountains*****
So come back next week, same tima and channel
And you will know how it went for Snook
Eh, sorry, I mean Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Remove your trucker cap, oye!
Remove your trucker cap, yes!
Remove your trucker cap, Mister Cool says:
Take your trucker cap off, because I want you to
Remove your trucker cap
Remove your trucker cap
Remove your trucker cap
Remove your trucker cap
Remove, remove, remove, remove, remove your trucker cap
Because Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Oww (oww), ooh (ooh), wow - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Oww (oww), ooh (ooh), wow - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool