This is the story of
The coolest cat in the elongated land of falukorv¹
This is the story of
The lad who laughs at those who speak of babylon
He's called Mister ssscch...
He lays puh on chicks before he disappears
He's bang, he's oh, he's Clint Eastwood
He's where, he's there, he's Mister Cool
No phone, no chick, he's everywhere
All the way from Lund, Gothenburg and to Södermalm
He's your savior in times of need, he's your right hand
If you battle him you've met your match
And there our story begins, among chaps and chicks he was popular
But he was special and they were the same
So some talked crap, you know what Stockholm is like
So one day in the city when he checked out the sale
Came a crew and like shouted "Look, there he is!"
And thus began a hunt, there were 40 of them
Under a staircase, over a bus, they were hot on his tracks
But he was quick since he was cool, he was Jackie Chan
So he ducked for bullets doing somersaults
Entered Åhlén's² and a stairway to the roof
His back towards the precipice and everyone around him
So he backs backwards
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the chaps
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Now that you know how cool he is
You must see how he never is where one thinks he is?
But, like, will he make it? Idiot!
He's where, he's there, he's Mister Cool
He backs, now he's falling down
But he holds onto the hour hand of the big fucking clock on the wall
And weighs it down to quarter past three
But then the cops came, he stole their weapons and fired upon the mob
That was a close call
Ahrr, I'll kill a few bastards
10, 7, run or bounce
5, 3 none remain
He's a cool lad with sunglasses at Roskilde³
Girls say he's a player
He guides grannies across the streets
Rules over the South and the fells⁴
Come back next week, same time and channel
And you'll find out how Snook ended up
Eh, sorry I mean Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the chaps
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Take off your trucker cap, listen up!
Take off your trucker cap, yes!
Take off your trucker cap, Mister Cool says:
But take off your trucker cap, 'cause I want you to
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off, take off, take off, take off your trucker cap
'Cause Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), wow - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the chaps
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Oww (oww), ooh (ooh), wow - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the chaps
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Oww (oww), ooh (ooh), wow - Mister Cool
Bang (bang), boom (boom), crash - Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the chaps
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool