Miss Susie lyrics

Miss Suzy had a steamboat,

The steamboat had a bell

Miss Suzy went to heaven,

The steamboat went to --

Hello operator,

Please give me number nine,

And if you disconnect me,

I'll chop off your --

Behind the 'frigerator,

There was a piece of glass.

Miss Suzy sat upon it,

And cut her little --

Ask me no more questions,

Tell me no more lies.

The boys are in the bathroom,

Zipping down their --

Flies are in the meadow,

The bees are in the park.

Miss Suzy and her boyfriend

Are kissing in the --

Dark is like a movie,

A movie's like a show.

A show is like a t.v. screen,

and that is all I know!