Miss Suzy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven,
The steamboat went to --
Hello operator,
Please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me,
I'll chop off your --
Behind the 'frigerator,
There was a piece of glass.
Miss Suzy sat upon it,
And cut her little --
Ask me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping down their --
Flies are in the meadow,
The bees are in the park.
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the --
Dark is like a movie,
A movie's like a show.
A show is like a t.v. screen,
and that is all I know!